hangover

anniversary

Last weekend was my parents’ 50th wedding anniversary. Once the inevitable champagne-based hangover had cleared, it got me thinking – why is it called an ‘anniversary’? Well, turns out it actually has a much less celebratory backstory.

Let’s start with the etymology. ‘Anniversary’ comes from Latin and is made up of two roots:

  • annus, meaning ‘year’ (which is also where we get words like ‘annual’ and ‘perennial’)

  • versus, meaning ‘turned’ (that’s the past participle of the verb vertere – to turn – which gives us words like ‘reverse’, ‘divert’, ‘universe’ and ‘convert’).

Stick them both together and you get the adjective (describing word) ‘anniversarius’, which means ‘returning yearly’ or ‘revolving with the year’. Because it’s an adjective, the Romans slapped it on a bunch of different nouns to show that something happened once every year. For example:

  • seasonal farm produce – like wheat, barley or grapes – was called ‘fructus anniversarii’

  • politicians served in ‘magistratus anniversarii’ (‘one-year offices’)

  • Roman doctors diagnosed seasonal allergies like hay fever as ‘morbus anniversarius’ (‘a yearly returning illness’).

With Latin being the OG language of the Christian church, when early church leaders and scholars needed a word for recurring holy days, they combined ‘anniversaria’ with ‘dies’, meaning ‘day’, to make ‘the annually returning day’. This wasn’t used for happy milestones though. ‘Anniversaria dies’ was for feast days honouring the many, MANY martyred Christian saints or the anniversary of someone’s death. Party time!

In the medieval equivalent of LOL, people couldn’t be bothered to keep writing ‘anniversaria dies’, so they dropped the ‘dies’ altogether and turned it into the noun, ‘anniversarium’ (meaning ‘the annual day’). That eventually made its way into French as ‘anniversaire’, crossing the Channel into English around the 1300s as ‘anniversary’.

Even though the ‘dies’ had gone, it was still wearing a lot of black eyeliner and obsessing about death. If, for example, your Auntie Ethel died on 12 March, your family would pay the local priest to say a special prayer for her soul every 12 March after that. That annual death-day service was called your auntie’s (you’ve guessed it) ‘anniversary’. I’m guessing there probably weren’t any party poppers though.

It would take another couple of hundred years (and the Protestant Reformation) for ‘anniversary’ to get a proper glow-up and become less about funeral prayers, and more about cake, champagne and throwing up in flowerbeds (just me?).

(I mentioned Christian martyrs above. While I was researching – and I use the word ‘researching’ very loosely – this post, I read about Saint Cassian of Imola who taught grammar to school children. When he refused to make a sacrifice to the Roman gods, the local magistrate turned him over to his own students. They stabbed him to death with iron styli, which are basically ye olde biros. Safe to say that was a tough day at the office.)

St Cassian of Imola, about to regret his policy on student participation.

alcohol

This is quite apt, as I’m writing this with a bit of a hangover (don’t judge me). But whether you’re a drinker or not, you might not know that the word ‘alcohol’ has an interesting backstory.

Like lots of words starting with ‘al-’, ‘alcohol’ comes from an Arabic word: ‘al-kohl’. If you’re someone who likes a smoky eye, you’ll probably recognise that last bit from kohl eyeliner. And that’s what it meant – by the 10th century, ‘al-kohl’ was used to refer to the mix of lead-based minerals (including galena, cerussite, laurionite, phosgenite, stibnite and malachite) used as eyeliner in the Middle East. (And no, rocking a lead-based cat-eye isn’t a good idea – research has found that lots of people got lead poisoning as a result. There’s an upside though. It also acted as a toxin, killing off infections that got into people’s eyes when the Nile flooded. Bonus.)

Much like me walking home after a night at the pub, the word ‘alcohol’ took a slightly circuitous route to get to English. Because kohl was made by grinding, over time, the meaning of ‘al-kohl’ shifted in Arabic to mean any very fine powder. In the 13th to 14th centuries, Medieval Latin borrowed the word as ‘alcohol’ or ‘alcochol’, using it for fine powders or refined substances that were ground or distilled. By the 14th to 16th centuries, alchemists were applying it to the purified ‘essence’ of something – for example, ‘alcohol of wine’ meant highly concentrated ethanol. In the 17th and 18th centuries, the meaning narrowed further in English to ethanol specifically, and then more broadly to any drink containing it. AKA, booze.

Us humans have been finding ways to get pissed for the best part of 13,000 years. In 2018, residue from a beerlike fermented drink was found in stone mortars in a cave in Israel. They’re believed to date back to 9750–11,750 BCE. There’s also a theory that the hunt for beer is what prompted us to start farming cereals, which led to one of the biggest social-technological changes in human history. (It might also have been the hunt for bread or porridge, but that doesn’t make for such a good story.)